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一天忙成狗的婚礼结束,晚上终于能过上二人世界了!你以为能像电影一样抱着美人威风凛凛进洞房,实际上两个人都醉到不行,几乎是东歪西倒爬着进去的。你以为有一整夜的甜言蜜语,实际上因为饿过头,彼此脑里只有吃的

一天忙成狗的婚礼结束,晚上终于能过上二人世界了!

你以为能像电影一样抱着美人威风凛凛进洞房,

实际上两个人都醉到不行,几乎是东歪西倒爬着进去的。

你以为有一整夜的甜言蜜语,

实际上因为饿过头,彼此脑里只有吃的。

然后40%的新婚夫妇就这样睡过去了。

还没睡着的新婚夫妇,以为自己会马上来场疯狂性爱,#啪啪啪#

实际上第一件事是打电话点几份披萨。

你以为一进房刷刷刷脱掉衣服就能开始玩耍,

实际上脱件婚纱能让你崩溃到天亮。#脱完都不想要了唉#

你以为新婚之夜一定轻轻松松就升仙,

实际上晃着满肚子的酒和披萨还要再加把劲。

然后50%的新婚夫妇决定放弃了,就睡死了。

剩下那10%夫妇,终于能迎来高潮了吧?!

实际上这高潮来得特别艰难。

这夜的最后,你以为你们要幸福地躺在彼此怀中安静入睡。

实际上……你们只是醉昏过去了。

#哎妈啊,这酒味#

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